I Never Told You But...Mis-Adventures of Trevor and Simone - Book Review

"I Never Told You But..." is a charming and insightful collection of misadventures that bridge the gap between generations, teaching kids that even the most capable adults once learned their hardest lessons through hilarious mistakes.
Charles Breakfield’s "I Never Told You But..." is a delightful work of young adult fiction that uses a clever "story-within-a-story" structure to impart wisdom.
The book follows two adopted siblings, Trevor and Simone, as they navigate the challenges of growing up. When Simone finds herself in a predicament—be it a broken toy, a playground bully, or a ruined batch of pizza—Trevor steps in with a comforting, “I never told you, but...” He then recounts a humorous or harrowing tale from the past of their adoptive parents, "Boss" and "Annie," revealing that even these authority figures were once clumsy, impulsive, or naive.

The book’s best audience is undoubtedly readers aged 10 to 15, though adults seeking a "cozy" read will find plenty of heart here. Its episodic nature makes it perfect for families to read together, sparking conversations about personal history and the value of learning from the mistakes of others.

The benefits of reading this book are manifold. First, it serves as a manual for character building, emphasizing respect for rescued animals, the importance of hard work, and the necessity of standing up for oneself while remaining empathetic.

Second, it is surprisingly educational. Breakfield weaves in rich historical and cultural context, ranging from the evolution of the Victorian Square Grand Piano to the history of the Texas Longhorns and the spiritual significance of Enchanted Rock. Furthermore, the book offers practical life safety lessons, such as "situational awareness" regarding modern car thefts and the dangers of dehydration during athletic practice.  Most importantly, it encourages self-sufficiency in a digital age. One standout chapter warns against relying on AI chatbots for homework, asserting that to be truly human, one must learn to comprehend ideas for themselves.

Ultimately, "I Never Told You But..." is a heartfelt tribute to family and the power of storytelling. It leaves the reader with the comforting realization that while life is full of "gravity checks," perspective and love can turn any "misadventure" into a treasure.